Subject: The Conquistadors
From: h <[email-masked]>
To: <[email-masked]>
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:10:19 -0400

Good Afternoon,

It has come to my immediate attention that a pack of wild Conquistadors has been sighted in Acadia National Park. I am concerned for the well being of any Atzecs living in the region. If properly armed with hand grenades and baby aspirin, they should be able to survive any ambushes. We have reached out to  Señor Gaylord González for comment but he has been MIA since the earliest sightings.

Thank you,

Henry Simon